Gifts for starting Relation ships : Social acceptance = 0

I wanted to confess my undying love for this stranger I barely knew. I was going to bake him cookies but my friends suggested I give him something he actually wanted. 





This drawing should bother you on so many levels. Cause honestly, who goes to confess there love in a white dress, so UNREALISTIC. This ended up badly if anyone was wondering. Luckly, she died from internal bleeding before he could turn her down. Silver linings.
Moral: Removed female genitalia dont make for good presents. At least until the 3rd date.